Bonus commentary by Niki Foley:
Dan felt bad about ending his morbid yesterday so I decided to follow suit.
when someone u really like says something u strongly disagree with
iM NOT SORRY ABOUT REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN
will you now
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
OH MY GOD.
sweet lord marry me
This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
its a fucking strawberry
No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.
no it says lettuce
no it says never give up
OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY
CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE
Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation
It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.
I hate all of you
pay attention at the man wearing a gray shirt at 0:20